A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.
After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks
tentatively. "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "NO, I WON'T SLEEP
WITH YOU TONIGHT!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and
completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the
woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry
if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a journalist and I've got an assignment to
study how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN $200?"
